While you're enjoying Ninja Day (as popularized by Ninja Burger) this December 5, one assassin is moping because the ninja council didn't consider him as an actual ninja. Altair, the bird of prey from Ubisoft Montreal's Assassin's Creed (Microsoft Xbox 360, Sony PlayStation 3, PC), got a hold of the council's number, but couldn't join the shuriken-wielding fanatics because he's wearing white.

Or at least, in this funny video, Altair fails to celebrate ninja day as a legit ninja. He's got all sorts of blades, can do all acrobatic stunts and stealthily kill people under the sun, yet the Ninja Council rejected his application. As a result, he opted to join other guys instead. Find out what went down via the video below.