Having a blast playing Modern Warfare 2(PC, PS3 and Xbox 360)? Well it looks like Infinity Ward is already working on the next iteration of the game, if the Onion New Network is to believe. According to the report, Modern Warfare 3 will be the most ultra realistic military game ever created. Video after the break.

When news is slow, there's always time for a few laughs. Remember the in-game kid Milo from the Project Natal demo? IGN's imagination got the best of them, so they made this little skit, featuring the Lionhead Studios wonderboy in a less-than-wholesome "extension" of the E3 demo. Content may not be suitable for minors, so be warned.

I'm not really sure if everybody loves Raymond, but I think there's a bigger chance that everybody loves Shoryuken. In this trailer for the upcoming movie, Aliens in the Attic, Doris Roberts a.k.a. Raymond's mom pulls a Ryu and completely pwns Robert Hoffman.

What do we have here? It's a couple of more vids for the freshly-released Bionic Commando (Xbox 360 and PS3) Thankfully, it's nothing like the "funny" one from the other day. These are from Bionic Commando producer Ben Judd - the Bionic Commando "Viral Videos"

My, that's a very big and long...thing... he's fighting. Okay, so I admit, I have a dirty, dirty head on my shoulders. But I know I'm not the only one who found something green on this clip. Perhaps to score some publicity on Bionic Commando's big day on the shelves, this humor clips shows up. While it's not as "funny" as regular funnies go, there's some suggestive language in here that made IGN check your age before they let you watch it.

Despite Team Fortress 2 already being released for the PS3, Xbox 360, and PC ages ago, it looks like Valve Corporation isn't done rolling out introduction videos for its cast members yet. Latest out of the bag (leaked out of the bag, rather) is the vignette for the French-accented, cigarette-smoking Spy. Of the bunch, this character profile vid is instantly my favorite already. It's got the other cast members - Heavy, Soldier, and Scout, plus cameos of the others in the team (and some "pornography stahrring Scout's muzzher"). Happy weekend watching!

Ever wondered what would happen if a game as visually mind-blowing as Square Enix's Final Fantasy XIII (PS3, Xbox 360) got godawful voice acting? It would be just like this IGN Originals video. Hey, it's the weekend, so have some fun and check out the vid. It's pretty funny. Warning for the kiddies, though: this one's infested with explicit language.

I can't believe I'm writing about news from Jay Leno's tiring comedy routine, much less a shot at George Bush (like shooting fish out of a barrel), but it's a slow news day so what the hell.

Ever wonder what Bush does in his spare time?

So it's the weekend, everyone's crawled off home after our QJ party part 2, and I was again voted to stay and give you guys the news. I am not bitter at all. At least, not after watching this effin new Contra movie trailer by Uwe Boll!

Broken street dates are common nowadays. Just look at what happened to MGS4, GTA4, and Halo 3! While a lot of people would be furious that you were able to get a copy of the game ahead of everyone else, Rock Band 2 is actually applauding your efforts at breaching the retail red tape! Is this the next evolution of Trophies and Achievements? Check out the Easter Egg in the full article!