Posted Feb 06, 2007 at 05:56AM by Victor B. Listed in: Videos, Viva Piñata, Humor Tags: Microsoft, Bill Gates
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What's the worst thing you could say to a hardcore male gamer, aside from the occasional "Your mother is a tomato" joke? Well, you could try what Bill Gates said about the XTREME HARDCORE-ness that is Viva Piñata.

Microsoft's electronic maven said Viva Piñata was for girls. In the video below, Gates can be heard saying, "We have a thing called Viva Pinata that's for young girls, where you're tending the garden and these animals come along..."

Of all the sexist things to say! Men can tend gardens and raise pinata animals just as well as Sassy McPrissypants! Why? Because Viva Pinata, like Ponies and Kittens, is 100% bonafide HARRRDCORRRE! RAWR.




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   by hmm (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » haha

all you guys who've been preaching about how cool Viva is, however if Rare was still with Nintendo all you guys would do is bash the game for how stupid it is. Guess the tides have turned for Bill Gates the maker of your religous icon has called you girls for playing that game


   Re: Vecha - 2007-02-06
 » ummm...

there is only one games like this(ninteno-like) if you willl on the 360. and that is a bad thing?

I think you should just stfu.

   Re: hummm (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » haha (how embarrassing)

Look ok you have no games on the PS3 worth playing,well play some games on your PC or something its a bit stupid to begrudge people just because their console has a huge library of excellent games and yours does not.
   by Alteridos (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » Here we go again..

Seriously, guy. Everybody loved Animal Crossing and that was only released on Nintendo consoles. Do you seriously troll the XBox 360 blog to try your hardest to get in the first word-- however stupid it may be? People like you are really goddamn irritating. You insistently call us bashers and fanboys but you don't even let us say ANYTHING before you start pointing your chubby little finger.

I've never actually played this game but I definitely want to. I like micromanaging games and this seems to be of that type of variety.

   by doubledown (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » Bill's right

My girlfriend got all 1000 ach points for viva. She "dug" that game.


   Re: kane (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » uhh

It's ilegal have little girls as GF's lol
   by R kelly (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » that game still rocks

My Girl plays that game all the time. it really distracts her so that i can find new and interesting ways to sneak up behind her and piss on her...yesterday i dressed up wearing the same fabric as the couch.. when she was distracted ... Bam Right in the eye..oh yea thats how i roll.

   by R kelly (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » that game still rocks

My Girl plays that game all the time. it really distracts her so that i can find new and interesting ways to sneak up behind her and piss on her...yesterday i dressed up wearing the same fabric as the couch.. when she was distracted ... Bam Right in the eye..oh yea thats how i roll.

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   by R kelly (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » that game still rocks

My Girl plays that game all the time. it really distracts her so that i can find new and interesting ways to sneak up behind her and piss on her...yesterday i dressed up wearing the same fabric as the couch.. when she was distracted ... Bam Right in the eye..oh yea thats how i roll.


   Re: smart (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » dumb

This isn't funny even after reading it for the third time.

   Re: A Fellow Bammer (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » Bam!

Hell Yeah that's funny! and motivational! good to know there are others out there bammin' their woman!
   by sean34 (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » i like

i like young girls

   by R Kelly (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 » sorry

i didnt mean to post 3 times.. i only hit the button once...the website was kinda weird today... but what i said still fits..tonight after i got home my woman was playin pinata and i suction cupped myself to the wall and Bam peed right down her neck..it got all over her titties...man i just love peein on people....and seriously that wasnt me in the video.


   Re: Alteridos (Unregistered) - 2007-02-06
 »  .

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